Monthly Archives: December 2011

The Sonic Bomb. (Alarm clock!)

Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock with Bed ShakerHow delicious is this?  An alarm clock that believes it might very well be the most annoying way to wake up ever.  And it is a truly annoying, but customizable kick in the early morning groin.

First (and worst) you get the beeping, which is nearly earsplitting by itself.  Then you get to change the tone from a high pitched squealing fluctuation all the way down to a mildly earsplitting caterwaul.

Then you get the bed shaker.  It is a small, palm sized vibrator that you place under your pillow or mattress.  It emits a pulsating, vibrating wake up call that jars you awake in a physical way.  Sure, through a super ultra jumbo ridiculous king sized bed, you can’t feel it all to much, but just knowing it is there is enough to be perfectly annoying.

Everything is fully customizable.  You can choose 12 or 24 hour time, if you want the shaker and alarm, or just alarm, or just shaker, or none at all.  You can change the volume.  You can change the…  did I mention everything?

Sleep through your alarm clock regularly?  I’m guessing you won’t have nearly as hard a time as you did before.  Someone Set Us Up the Bomb, no, wait, I’m awake.  I’ll get up.  Seriously, just stop!

 

Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker

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DrawTop: I wish I’d have thought of that!

Think for just a second:  What do you do for a living?

Now think for just another second: Where were you the last time you wanted to jot yourself a note or reminder and a drawing surface was inconvenient?

Now take just a second and think of all the ways you can invent to have yourself a surface to write on.  Can you put that surface on your laptop, tablet or phone?  No?  Okay, try again.  Can you put that on the wall, stick it to your desk, filing cabinet, or refrigerator?

Okay, no more work.  I’ll get to the point.  Someone has created a whiteboard surface that (while originally intended for the backs of your electronics) can be stuck nearly anywhere, can be cut to nearly any size or shape, and creates a clean looking, easily accessible dry-erase space anywhere you need it.  (Putting them on people is not recommended, not only is there a potential for hair loss when the board is removed, your drawing space may wander away)

We got to play with a few different DrawTop sizes, and had far more fun then we could have expected.  Putting one on the back of your laptop offers limitless opportunity for communication and hijinks.  While sitting at a restaurant, jotting “Coffee Refill Please, no hurry!” while using your laptop is a great way to flag down your server for your next cup.  Fair warning, you may not want to use that technique if the server might take offense.  (Most won’t, but we usually tend to see people who are used to our shenanigans)

You can easily flip your laptop closed, your tablet or phone over and start a full scale (or miniature scale, when using a phone) tic-tac-toe war or brainstorming session, wipe it away, and start all over again.

Quality!  As always, we sacrificed ours to make sure we could tell you all about it.  The first thing you need to know about is size.  These are custom cut for your particular device.  If you have a 17″ laptop, let them know.  If your screen is just a bit strange or not of this world, jot the dimensions down in the “Laptop Info” section when you go to check out.  Make sure you are getting the right top for your device.

The adhesive sticking the DrawTop to your expensive tech-baby is tough enough to keep it from falling off on its own or bubbling, but soft enough to allow it to be removed without much work.  The drawing surface is a glossy and smooth and can take the damage that your average laptop bag will throw at it, but it will eventually scratch.  They tell you this to begin with, and make them easy and inexpensive to replace.  They even offer your replacement DrawTop at a discount if you plan ahead and buy it with the first.

Final thoughts: Why didn’t I think of that, and I wonder how much they would charge to cover my office walls in this stuff?  Check them out at TheDrawTop.com.

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Glo Nightlight with Glowing Balls

Glo Nightlight with Glowing BallsFor a child, the bedroom is many things.  A place to dream, a place to play, a magical kingdom filled with knights, dragons and elves.  How about a space station tucked away on some planet far, far away.

This spaced out looking nightlight is both adorable, and sleek and modern.  The style fits in well with both runs of decor, and kids LOVE it.  The light isn’t “bright” but is a nice, dim glow that allows you to navigate your way to another room, or watch out for the monsters in the dark.

The light itself changes color, which adds to the dreamy ambiance.  Then you get the removable glow in the dark balls, much like your average bouncy ball, but luminous.  Take them with under the covers, off to the bathroom, or with on your mission to rescue the endangered race of space monkeys.

The quality is excellent.  The lights are LED, so last a very long time without having to change bulbs, and stay cool to the touch while providing a decent amount of light.

A pretty cool feature to go with the color changing is that you can control which color you’d like displayed, or let it rotate through all of the six on its own.

Glo Nightlight with Glowing Balls from our friends at ThinkGeek.

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SIIG Full-Motion Monitor Desk Mount

Monitor mounts are ridiculously expensive and rarely worth their weight.  You either get some expensive, multiple point articulating load of plastic and aluminum, or an overly simplified post that costs far more then the features are actually worth to the average consumer.

This particular unit is a great blend of form and function that still manages to throw quality into the mix.  The unit is compatible with VESA mounting 75x75mm and 100x100mm patterns, which makes it fairly standard and functional with a wide range of monitors it will support. (VESA=Video Electronics Standards Association, for we average folks)  The mount accommodates between 13″ to 27″ monitors, with a weight restriction of 22lbs.

So what does all that mean for the end user?  A sturdy, reliable mount that is capable of holding your average monitor, capable of handling a (normal) monitor upgrade (all the way up to 27″, which is what we tested with) an upwardly adjustable mounting bracket with an arm that allows you to move your monitor side to side, and on the brace itself you are able to tilt the monitor ever so slightly to eliminate glare and make your monitor just a bit easier on the eyes, neck and back.

The biggest thing I was curious about was strength.  Being rated at 22lbs is all well and good, but we have come to expect the catastrophes in life around here, and monitors crashing to the ground are (sadly) not unheard of.  Check out the picture above.  Take a look at those mounting screws, the wide birth of the plate holding the pole, and the sturdy construction.  To test the strength and durability of the mount, we had just a little bit of fun.

Ever heard of a desk-tugging contest?  I hadn’t either, until we tested this unit and made it up.  We clamped the mount onto a desk, (sans-monitor of course!) grabbed onto the mounting pole from either side (being sure not to touch the arm) and pulled.  We expected some wiggle, and we got it.  Not from the monitor mount, but from the desk.  We were able to tug the heavy desk all the way around the room and the monitor stand held firm.

As always, this and other great SIIG AV & IT products are available at Amazon.com.

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Secret Agent Phone Holster

Secret Agent Phone HolsterManly men, amazing mustaches, spy gadgets, white tuxes… I love the 70′s.  This little gizmo holder brings a little of them back.  It holds a phone, the iPhone 4 & 4s both fit without cases.  It has a snap closure that is a little more flimsy then I was expecting, but it does what it does.

Favorite feature?  I could easily buy a second holster for nothing but the extras.  This bad boy comes with a stick-on mega-mustache and sideburns.  I’m serious.  Dark, manly, 70′s style facial hair that screams “I am an edgy secret agent, I am manly, hear me roar.”  This facial hair is even capable of hanging on to crumbs from breakfast.  Amazing.

Secret Agent Phone Holster is at ThinkGeek.

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